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By Alan Mitchell

Ever puzzled how a man will get over a poor breakup that he triggered? Dapper Carter’s eight ideas of relationship is a beautiful and erotic giggle out loud comedy of blunders approximately Dapper Carter-- a 5 instrument playa; athletic, good-looking, clever, charismatic, and witty. His challenge is that he has an insatiable urge for food for girls. He has a bigger challenge simply because his spouse of six years, Kennedy Craig, ain't going for it not more and humbles the playboy on their 6th marriage ceremony anniversary whilst she records for divorce.
Dapper embarks on a downward spiral after the divorce. At his wits finish he ultimately maintenance his broken ego and strikes out of suburban Jersey into Brooklyn to get his swagger again and locate real love by way of constructing and incorporating 8 principles to assist him navigate during the treacherous relationship minefields of latest York urban. This ain’t no self support ebook! In his seek to discover real love he unearths greater than that. He reveals himself.

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